juss remember that 90% of the shit niggas/women say on Tumblr does not translate into the real world
pizza and Netflix on the first date? go ahead and that’ll be ya last date
rough wild sex? 3 minutes in she gon realize it ain’t what she thought it was
all this social justice nonsense? yeah that’s just for notes my guy
Dear scientists of the world, it is the year 2014 and we still do not have flying cars or jet packs that work properly and are commercially available yet. Now I can forgive this if you all can get robot sex slaves off the ground and going but please I need one or the other to be a thing in the next 4 years.
If I had one wish it’d be the ability to piss a high powered concentrated stream of piss at will. Piss so powerful that it could punch through 30 feet of steel and cut through diamonds.
Anonymous said: If you had to bang a single character from the land before time, who would it be? Why? Assume they're all down for whatever.