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bootyscientist:

bootyscientist:

juss remember that 90% of the shit niggas/women say on Tumblr does not translate into the real world

pizza and Netflix on the first date? go ahead and that’ll be ya last date

rough wild sex? 3 minutes in she gon realize it ain’t what she thought it was

all this social justice nonsense? yeah that’s just for notes my guy

(via super-happy-ahegao-fun-club)

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super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

Dear scientists of the world, it is the year 2014 and we still do not have flying cars or jet packs that work properly and are commercially available yet. Now I can forgive this if you all can get robot sex slaves off the ground and going but please I need one or the other to be a thing in the next 4 years.

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super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

If I had one wish it’d be the ability to piss a high powered concentrated stream of piss at will. Piss so powerful that it could punch through 30 feet of steel and cut through diamonds.

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thetallblacknerd:

niisantaniiputa:

sonicimperfection:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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metal

I seriously love her for this

Y’all have fucking problems

(via tubesock)

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super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

yungkawaiiinigga:

prettywasted:

"If this photo turns you on, you need to quit drinking immediately and call AA."

#nah

 Imma vomit

super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

yungkawaiiinigga:

prettywasted:

"If this photo turns you on, you need to quit drinking immediately and call AA."

#nah

Imma vomit

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Anonymous said: If you had to bang a single character from the land before time, who would it be? Why? Assume they're all down for whatever.

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johnsaidathing:

cumomelet:

johnsaidathing:

i have a dream

please chill.

how u gonna knock a book u never read

johnsaidathing:

cumomelet:

johnsaidathing:

i have a dream

please chill.

how u gonna knock a book u never read

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super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

king-emare:

fertile-mind-seeks-water:

sizvideos:

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What is the finished product exactly?? Im curious…some sort of sauce?

is that lettuce??????????

what the fuck son

these niggas feedin us fake ass lettuce?????

The shit is this

this is fucking MAGIC

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