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thebootygoon:

cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u 

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(na na) 

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surfbourdt surfboardt 

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heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

Yo, what the fuck happened to reason #3?

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ptrslbrmn:

instead of proclaiming that every girl in the world is sexy no matter what why don’t we start talking about how it doesn’t matter whether or not you’re sexy because sex appeal is irrelevant and is used as a tool for male dominance

SEX APPEAL IS IRRELEVANT
HUMANITY HAS TRANSCENDED THE NEED FOR SEXUAL COPULATION AND REPRODUCTION

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nbcsnl:

[opening theme music]

This is Black Jeopardy!

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obaema:

I can’t cope with this

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cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

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anticapitalist:

I’ve posted this before but I still don’t get how Aang had kids.

Like he’s having sex with Katara and right before he climaxes there’s like a 99% chance he’s gonna go into the avatar state and then Katara just dies.

What kind of fucklogic is this running on?

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Anonymous asked: Nigga I wanna fuck this girl I been dealing with but she says she wants to take it slower and get to know each other. What do I do?

tsunamiwavesurfing:

ask her whats her favorite color then ask her if those the color panties she wearin

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mountainmantoothpick:

every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs

you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once

enjoy your summer

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