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Things I say to myself while scrolling tumblr: Number 1528

super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

"She ain’t even cute though!"

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vapor-man:

tiddiemeat420:

where do quicksand take you tho 

The sand world

(via solarselection)

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(Source: s-gellar, via solarselection)

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i’ll be damned if i let a bitch with no ass tryna tell me shit

(via beverlyhillsnigga)

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my mood right now: hank hills face when the doctor tells him he has no ass

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solarselection:

wegrewupscrewups:

tarynel:

haitianprophet:

aspookyhatandadream:

lilgivenchyprincess:

My friends boyfriend cheated on her and the other girl mailed my friend her underwear and was like “your boyfriend loves these on me so much I thought I’d send them to you so maybe he would want you”

Biblical level disrespect

You can’t come back from that. You gotta send back a letter simply saying thanks.

Foul.

Wow.

Holy shit, I just got a heart palpatation

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solarselection:

eurotrottest:

some of yall are dumb as fuck fr

eurotrottest:

u can preach against feminism all you want bruh

and act like the egalitarians or whateva theyre called are the bane of proving why its no needed but it is tho

the fuck is you though

yall really believe women aint got not type of oppression?

at all?

are you serious?

like…

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE SHIIIIIT HERE WE GO 

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LET’S ALL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS UGLY BETTY LOOKIN BITCH WITH THE BUTCH LESBIAN MOHAWK FADE COMBO!!

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NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT A PATCH OF DRY GRASS GROWIN ON YO HEAD IM GUESSIN YOU USE THE SHIT FROM THE DOG YOU FUCK HIGH-KEY TO DYE IT

THE SMELL OF WET DOG IS PERMEATING THROUGH MY SCREEN I CANT TAKE IT 

YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT GREEN LEATHER COMBO WAS CUTE RIGHT????? YOU TRYINA GO OUT AND DESTROY THE CITY WITCHO GODZILLA LOOKIN ASS GO JOIN YO COUSIN HOE

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YOU LOOK LIKE A GAHTDAMN SPOILED GREEN APPLE 

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

YOU BACKWARDS UPSIDE DOWN NO MELANIN HAVIN ASS BITCH

BITCH YO CHUNKY MONKEY TOFU COLORED ASS AINT HAVE NO BUSINESS COMIN FOR ME ON MY POST WHEN YOU GOT THAT BROWN FUNGUS COLLECTION YOU CALL HAIR ON YO GAHTDAMN HEAD BWOY

DUTTY OLE NASTY NYAM OUT BATTY BWOY GO SUCK YUH MADDA AND NUH STUDY MI LIFE

BOMBACLOT RASS BWOY COME CHAT PON ME POST FI WAH?

GO WAY!!!!

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